Remember that little blogging alliance I talked about a couple of weeks ago? Well, we’re back…and we’re growing!
The group’s second challenge has been posted over at Arden’s place. I encourage everyone who hasn’t already done so to go check it out immediately. (Or at least as soon as you’re done reading this post. I suppose it can wait until then.)
Since my original post introducing us to the world, we’ve added two new members! I didn’t want them to feel left out, so I asked them to similarly come up with some custom titles.
Please welcome the newest members of the Blogging Alliance of the Damned: EditMoi and Samara!
EditMoi – The Axe-wielding Editor
The Alliance is desperately lacking in grammatical self-defense, and I like to fill a need when I see it. I hereby promise to defend the Damned from the good guys and their bad word choices, and I swear to try to improve my lame sense of humor.
In addition to my double-edged pen, I carry a fresh, new copy of Webster’s 11th, and I’m never afraid to admit when I’m wrong. Dead wrong. I’m glad to join you all on the other side!
Samara – Queen of Snark
There are a lot of interesting titles already announced in the Alliance. There are a few animals – a Dinosaur, a Goatacus (just go with it), a Duppy (which I thought was a fish, but which is actually a Jamaican fish)
We currently have an Empress and a Jester. We also have a Master of Analogies, which I find very helpful. Maybe he can explain to me if what I’m saying compares to anything significant.
There’s even an Aerialist Penis. I can’t wait to see what that’s all about.
I toyed with “Freelance Troublemaker.” Also “Hardcore Culture Ninja.”
And then I remembered – I already have a title. I was crowned Queen of Snark by none other than List of X.
As Queen of Snark for The Alliance of the Damned, I believe I have finally earned the right for people to call me “Ma’am.”
…Without adding, “you’re making a scene.”