Tag Archives: The Simpsons

Nuts and Gum

After being called out by Michael Bublé for not writing about anything substantial, I think it may be time to discuss a political issue. Now that 2018 is just about over, I think it’s fair to say that the year … Continue reading

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Goodbye, Mr. Bush

In 1988, I would sometimes wear a Bush/Quayle button on my shirt. I’d like to claim that I was especially up on my politics in the fifth grade, but the truth was, I barely knew anything about Bush aside from … Continue reading

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Top Five Week: Favorite TV Episodes of All Time

Continuing with Top Five Week, today’s list will be my “Top five favorite TV episodes of all-time.” In my almost 40 years on this planet, I’ve watched a lot of television. Most of those shows and their episodes barely made … Continue reading

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Parents and Children

A message to my children… There’s going to come a time – and it will probably be much sooner than I expect – that you’re going to become curious about your father. You may want to find out more about the man … Continue reading

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The Cutter’s Guide to Fixing America: Guns

I originally began this post in the wake of the mass shooting at San Bernadino. I couldn’t quite get it right at the time, so I saved it as a draft. I actually hoped that I would never finish it, … Continue reading

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The Trump Campaign: The Simpsons Already Did It

As impossible as it once seemed, Donald Trump looks poised to capture the Republican nomination for the office of President. And while many people dismiss his chances in the general election, I don’t think the possibility of victory can be … Continue reading

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Going Cold Turkey

We knew this day would come. We kept pushing it off, trying to delay the inevitable, but we finally realized we couldn’t wait any longer. It was time for the twins to give up their pacifiers. Last week, at their eighteen month checkup, the doctor … Continue reading

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Remember the good old days when I used to write about the Cutlet’s bowel movements? I can imagine some of you are groaning (if you haven’t already stopped reading), but don’t worry, today’s post is not about the Cutlet’s bowel movements. … Continue reading

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The Ten Greatest Songs of All Time: #9 – Rock Me Amadeus

Thanks to the recent discovery of a super-secret formula for ranking songs, I’ve been able to compile a definitive list of the ten greatest songs of all time. Because I’m such a nice person, I’ve decided to share the list with you … Continue reading

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The Best and Worst of Too Many Cooks

By now, I assume most of you have watched the “Too Many Cooks” video that has spread across the internet like a wildfire. If you’ve somehow missed it, I’ve helpfully embedded the video for your viewing pleasure. Obviously there’s a … Continue reading

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